Translations you may need:
1. a DS game
3. a Stapler - Doesn't every 6 year-old? Personally, I'd be happy for Zoe to have her own. She borrows mine so often to make one of her many books, I can never find it.
4. a Guitar
7. 100 Purses
10. a Binder - Again...she loves office products. She has two 3-ring binders with protective sleeve inserts for all her artwork.
11. a Violin
12. a Calendar - She doesn't mean the kind that hangs on the wall. She'd like a planner. Yes...I'm beginning to think she might have some issues (says the kettle).
13. a Picture Frame
14. 100 Cell Phones - Because clearly, one is not enough for this "pre-teen".
16. A brother that is silly.
Hey, at least I can promise her #16!